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Simon Rex: Dirt Nasty As He Wants To Be!

Simon Rex: Dirt Nasty As He Wants To Be!
The name Simon Rex (AKA: DIRT NASTY!) is etched into your consciousness as the beefcake from MTV, Hollywood films and peripatetic, teen heart-throb magazine appearances.  His dubious celebrity so overwhelmed the editors of Xesenta that we had to pass the pen to Last Comic Standing, Rachel Feinstein … and have her ask Dirt Nasty, Six or Nine cheeky questions!
 


Simon, the Imperious Rex - Meets Rachel Feinstein! Ms. Crazy, Sexy, Cool!

I think Bon Vivant asked me to interview you cos, well, you “might” be a Jew – or that you (look like) a Jew which is awesome! :)  I am. You probably wouldn’t have known that because I chose a gentile, Aryan name like Feinstein. I’ve softened it. My loved ones call me Jew Hill. … Are you a Jew?

DIRT_NASTY: I’m a Jew. My mom is Jewish – therefore, Hitler would kill me

 

Simon come home?

Dirt Nasty is brilliant. How did you come up with the idea? Did you grow up listening to hip hop? How do you write lyrics?

 

Dirt Nastiness > Back < in the day!

DIRT_NASTY: I grew up listening to Too Short and 2Live Crew so I learned how to be Dirty at a very young age. I wanted to bring back that shit talking rap!

What does Ice Cold Rhoda have to say about this? Click here to see Rachel as the world's oldest h8er as heard reviewing rap on Cipha Sounds morning show on Hot 97

You must get mountains of ass. Do you get bored with all the well oiled bitches that you are readily able to obtain? How do you filter them and make choices? What’s your dating life like?

 

Dirt Nastiness > Coming 2 ur town!


DIRT_NASTY: I got more ass when I was younger and cared. Now I just wanna watch History Channel or some documentary after a show. Girls are annoying in the morning unless you love em. Love. HaHaHaHaHaHa …!

How was it working with Paris Hilton and doing a sex scene with her?

 

Simon and Paris: Kissy faces! x

DIRT_NASTY: It was similar to her sex tape. Green and awkward. Only not as many people saw it.

 

Go read our 69s Interview with Kevin Blatt for more on Paris!

What was one of your most embarrassing experiences? Mine was when my mom walked in on me french kissing a Michael J Fox poster and I told her I was cleaning it (with my tongue).

 

The Original Fox: A girls BF?

DIRT_NASTY:  Yesterday a business man walked into my hotel room while I was changing. They gave both of us Room 701 in Oklahoma. I don’t remember anything before that.


Have you ever been in a physical fight? I mean beyond the one in your video (Cracker Ass Fantastic ) Can you tell me about it? Who won? What happened?

 

Dirt Nasty n a Scrap!

DIRT_NASTY: I got in a fight like 5 years ago. I kicked some dude in the head like a football punt. He was from England. Poor bloke. I hate fighting. Im too old for that shit. But I’ll fuck you up, I bet!

 

You Tawking to me?? Can u take Jew Hill??

I read on Wikipedia that your dad was a relationship coach? What was your relationship with him like? Are your parents supportive and excited for you?

 

Simon’s much “cleaner” beginnings! ;)

DIRT_NASTY:  That’s the irony. My dad has no relationship with me but he counsels couples on relationships. Guess I’m like the other 75% of the world. Daddy issues.  Boohoo … !




 

What are you going to do next, player?

DIRT_NASTY:  I’m working on my quads and my biceps. Curls for the girls, baby!

 

Simon in repose from greenshoelace.com

Simon (Dirt Nasty) Rex! Thanks for answering Xesenta 69s!  Now we’ve both been 69′d! - GOOD LUCK with your own tour and new record Nasty as I Want to Be!

 

Click to read Rachel's Interview here!